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Joke Quotes by Steven Wright
- If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
- It's very interesting, the joke comes first and then the wording comes within five seconds, maybe ten seconds. My thing is to get the joke…
- I've always had to conquer fear when I'm on stage. Basically, I was and still am a very shy person. It's absolutely in conflict with…
- I don't go off and sit down and try to write material, because then it's contrived and forced. I just live my life, and I…
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