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Joke Quotes by Mark Twain
- A joke, even if it be a lame one, is nowhere so keenly relished or quickly applauded as in a murder trial.
- Is the human race a joke? Was it devised and patched together in a dull time when there was nothing important to do?
- The humorist who invented trial by jury played a colossal practical joke upon the world, but since we have the system we ought to try…
- God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage
- One should never use exclamation points in writing. It is like laughing at your own joke.
- The signs of excessive indulgence in this destructive pastime are easily detectable. They are these: A disposition to eat, to drink, to smoke, to meet…
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