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Joke Quotes by Ritu Ghatourey
- When your time is good your mistakes r taken as a joke But when when ur time is bad even ur jokes are noticed as…
- Be random. take chances. say no. dance in the rain. cry. spend all your cash. be random. sing out loud. get revenge. fall in love.…
- There was a girl who loved a boy so much she said to the boy,if I told u that I liked u,would u take I…
- What Was That? Are You Kinding Me? Act Like Were Best Friends, I'm Sorry Make Me Believe We're Best Friends. Joke with Around With Each…
- Dont you hate it when people make a joke about you, about something that you are actually incredibly insecure about and they dont realize it,…
- Yeah I may..laugh a lot, joke around a lot.. but, inside of me, its breaking.... yet, nobody can tell..
- IF my absence is not felt, ,.. then my presence is joke.
- A wise man once sat in the audience and cracked a joke. All laughed like crazy. After a moment, he cracked the same joke again…
- Don't take this life as a joke because death is not a joke it's real..
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- The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
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- As the old joke goes, I have all the sins together. I am a woman, a Socialist, separated and agnostic. — Michelle Bachelet
- I try to do women's-point-of-view comedy. The joke is, 'This is what I think; there's the truth.' I try to think of… — Roseanne Barr
- Every man who is high up likes to think he has done it all himself; and the wife smiles, and lets it… — James M. Barrie
- In life there are always these things happening if you can just get the joke. — Lynda Barry
- Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a joke. — Ambrose Bierce
- The joke of our time is the suicide of intention. — Theodor Adorno
- I'm not a great joke writer, which is odd for a comic to say, but I'm not. — Lewis Black
- People always joke that 'dog' spells 'god' backwards. They should consider that it might be the higher power coming down to see… — Linda Blair
- I always joke and say I want to invent a comfortable stiletto and then retire. — Sara Blakely
- These endless legal challenges that define elections in New York are a joke in this country, and they are the reason why… — Michael Bloomberg