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Joke Quotes by Will Rogers
- We all joke about Congress but we can't improve on them. Have you noticed that no matter who we elect, he is just as bad…
- We cuss Congress, and we joke about 'em, but they are all good fellows at heart, and if they wasn't in Congress, why, they would…
- When I make a joke, nobody gets injured... when Congress makes a joke, it's the law.
- With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.
- I will never joke about old soldiers who try to get to reunions to talk over the war again. To talk of old times with…
- And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or…
- Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
- If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is concerned.
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