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Internet Quotes by Jon Stewart
- Poor Al Gore. Global warming completely debunked via the very internet you invented.
- The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom.
- The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote... so look for Howard Stern's Private…
More Internet Quotes
- You hear doom and gloom about the Internet ruining young people's command of English - that's nonsense. — Margaret Atwood
- I got into trouble a while ago for saying that I thought the internet led to increased literacy - people scolded me… — Margaret Atwood
- Kids don't go out and buy CDs, they make their own, they download them from the Internet. — Sebastian Bach
- Shockingly, a University of Pennsylvania study says the number of young people addicted to gambling - largely due to increased exposure to… — Spencer Bachus
- The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. — John Perry Barlow
- In a single generation, the Internet has given to virtually every person on the face of the earth the ability to communicate… — Bob Barr
- The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat. — Dave Barry
- The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. — Dave Barry
- Internet does not equal sodium pentothal. — Drew Barrymore
- I get mail; therefore I am. — Scott Adams
- I'm surrendering myself to the realities of the Internet. — Scott Adams
- When fast food is not a treat but a dietary staple, the children surf the internet all day in dark corners of… — Diane Abbott