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Internet Quotes by Dave Barry
- The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.
- The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.
- You can use the Internet to find out, from anywhere on the planet: exactly how much coffee is in a certain coffee machine at Cambridge…
- The Internet is a giant international network of intelligent, informed computer enthusiasts, by which I mean, "people without lives." We don't care. We have each…
- Back then, the entire Internet consisted of two slow, boxcar-sized UNIVAC computers about 50 feet apart, connected by a wire. It would take one of…
- I regularly read Internet user groups filled with messages from people trying to solve software incompatibility problems that, in terms of complexity, make the U.S.…
- I also saw a huge expansion of the Internet, with many major corporations, afraid of being left behind, spending hundreds of millions of dollars to…
- The Internet "browser"... is the piece of software that puts a message on your computer screen informing you that the Internet is currently busy and…
- Entire new continent can emerge from the ocean in the time it takes for a Web page to show up on your screen. Contrary to…
- What, exactly, is the internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped…
- The Internet is a giant international network of intelligent, informed computer enthusiasts, by which I mean, "people without lives." We don't care. We have each…
- While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Internet are exchanging, freely and openly, the most uninhibited,…
- A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just…
More Internet Quotes
- You hear doom and gloom about the Internet ruining young people's command of English - that's nonsense. — Margaret Atwood
- I got into trouble a while ago for saying that I thought the internet led to increased literacy - people scolded me… — Margaret Atwood
- Kids don't go out and buy CDs, they make their own, they download them from the Internet. — Sebastian Bach
- Shockingly, a University of Pennsylvania study says the number of young people addicted to gambling - largely due to increased exposure to… — Spencer Bachus
- The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. — John Perry Barlow
- In a single generation, the Internet has given to virtually every person on the face of the earth the ability to communicate… — Bob Barr
- The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat. — Dave Barry
- The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. — Dave Barry