"A Mission Statement is a dense slab of……" — Dave Barry
"A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn"
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508 Quotes by Dave Barry
Dave Barry has 508 quotes on this site.
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the…
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only…
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More Dense Quotes
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As the scene of life would be more the cold emptiness of space than the warm, dense atmosphere of planets,…
— John Desmond Bernal
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We may not always agree with every one of our neighbors. That's life. And it's part of living in such…
— Michael Bloomberg
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We know there are billions of stars and planets literally out there, and the universe is getting bigger. We know…
— William J. Clinton
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Do not great Bodies conserve their heat the longest, their parts heating one another, and may not great dense and…
— Isaac Newton
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Value is the most invincible and impalpable of ghosts, and comes and goes unthought of, while the visible and dense…
— William Stanley Jevons
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All things are aggregations of atoms that dance & by their movement produce sound. When the rhythm of the dance…
— Alexandra David-Neel
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At 8 o'clock in the morning a dense throng of workers - almost 10,000 - assembled in the square, which…
— Unknown Author
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Mankind is notoriously too dense to read the signs that God sends from time to time. We require drums to…
— Mahatma Gandhi
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A lot of people describe me as chubby, which seems so easy, so first-choice. Or stocky. Fair-skinned. Tow-headed. There are…
— Philip Seymour Hoffman
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To most outsiders, modern mathematics is unknown territory. Its borders are protected by dense thickets of technical terms; its landscapes…
— Ivars Peterson
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An acquired taste, this dense Jabberwocky-ish word salad is a political allegory about a populace that's been pharmaceutically duped into…
— Manohla Dargis
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We were alone. Where, I could not say, hardly imagine. All was black, and such a dense black that, after…
— Jules Verne
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