Porn Quotes
140 quotes by 104 authors
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Internet porn makes everything more reasonable -- once you've realized there is a massive subculture of upwardly mobile people who think it's erotic to see…
— Chuck Klosterman
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Before pop art, there was such a thing as bad taste. Now there's kitsch, schlock, camp, and porn.
— Don DeLillo
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Friday, August 04, 2006 MONUMENT posted 8:31 AM Silver nitrous girls pointed into occult winds of porn and destiny.
— William Gibson
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Popularity's a weird thing. You can't really define it, and it's not cool to talk about, but you know it when you see it. Like…
— Lauren Oliver
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I'd love to write some porn, but I don't know if I have the right engines. When I was a young man and I was…
— Neil Gaiman
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Look at the stupid, poor people. Look at the stupid, poor, burned-out people. Look at the stupid, poor, burned-out people, look at their dead baby.…
— Laurie Halse Anderson
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Turn down the porn soundtrack! Trying to concentrate here!-Shane
— Rachel Caine
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What was up with class today? It was watered-down porn. He practically had you and Patch on top of your lab table, horizontal, minus your…
— Becca Fitzpatrick
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The internet is 95 percent porn and spam
— Margaret Atwood
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She's got no charisma of any kind [but] I can imagine her being mildly useful to a low-rank porn director.
— Christopher Hitchens
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We know, for instance, that there is a direct, inverse relationship between frequency of family meals and social problems. Bluntly stated, members of families who…
— Anthony Bourdain
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My grandmother is a little Cuban woman who cooks all day and speaks Spanish. Your grandmother watches pay-per-view porn." "She used to watch the Weather…
— Janet Evanovich
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Not all shabby is chic, just like not every porn actor is a star.
— Sloane Crosley
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I was cold, hungry, and in a hole in the ground. But at least I had my elven porn, damnit!
— Kim Harrison
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Josh speculated about the hypothetical contents of an imaginary porn magazine for intelligent trees that would be entitled Enthouse.
— Lev Grossman
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I'm done. I'm going to go to bed and read important books about theater." "It would would be easier if you just said porn," Scarlett…
— Maureen Johnson
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Life is like animal porn, it's not for everyone.
— Doug Stanhope
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My sister thought about it for a few moments. "Well, that's boring," she said finally. "Why can't you read porn of something fun that I…
— Cate Tiernan
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Vampire porn does not go out of style.
— J R Ward
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...playing with the Barbie-size keyboard on my new phone. Phones are like toys now. They fit in your pocket, light up and vibrate like joy…
— Richard Kadrey
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