"...playing with the Barbie-size keyboard on my new……" — Richard Kadrey
"...playing with the Barbie-size keyboard on my new phone. Phones are like toys now. They fit in your pocket, light up and vibrate like joy buzzers. Plus, you can get-I mean, "access"-the Internet and find anything you want. Music. Maps. Porn. Anything. If cell phones came with a cigarette dispenser, they'd be the greatest stupid invention ever."
★
★
★
★
★
0.0 avg (0 ratings)
Access Quotes
Anything Quotes
Anything You Quotes
Anything You Want Quotes
Barbie Quotes
Buzzers Quotes
Came Quotes
Cell Quotes
Cell Phone Quotes
Cell Phones Quotes
Cells Quotes
Cigarette Quotes
Dispenser Quotes
Find Quotes
Find Anything Quotes
Fit Quotes
Get Quotes
Greatest Quotes
I Mean Quotes
Internet Quotes
Invention Quotes
Invention Ever Quotes
Joy Quotes
Keyboard Quotes
Keyboards Quotes
Light Quotes
Like Joy Quotes
Like Toys Quotes
Maps Quotes
Mean Quotes
Music Quotes
My New Quotes
New Quotes
New Phone Quotes
Phone Quotes
Phones Quotes
Playing Quotes
Plus Quotes
Plus You Quotes
Pocket Quotes
Pockets Quotes
Porn Quotes
Size Quotes
Stupid Quotes
They Fit Quotes
Toys Quotes
Toys Now Quotes
Up Quotes
Vibrate Quotes
Vibrate Like Quotes
Want Quotes
Want Music Quotes
You Want Quotes
Your Pocket Quotes