Richard Kadrey Quotes

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• It doesn't matter if you and everyone else in the room are thinking it. You don't say the words. Words are weapons. They blast big…
• The universe is a meat grinder and we're just pork in designer shoes, keeping busy so we can pretend we're not all headed for the…
• There are two Venices I know about and one of them is a hotel in Vegas. The other is an L.A. beach where pretty girls…
• Love a man who'll bleed to make a point. (Candy)
• When you're born in a burning house, you think the whole world is on fire. But it's not.
• I seldom feel trapped by my world. Setting up rules and restrictions is part of the process. It gives your world shape. I always look…
• God is the great janitor of the universe. Why things don't work is that we have a janitor in charge, and we keep looking for…
• All losers are romantics. It's what keeps us from blowing our brains out.
• As each wave of technology is released. It must be accompanied by a demand for new skills, new language. Consumers must constantly update their ways…
• In the Tarot deck, the Fool is depicted as a young man about to step off a cliff into empty air. Most people assume that…
• I came ready to fight Genghis Khan and I walk in on a shut-in playing the biggest Dungeons and Dragons game in history.
• I tap a Malediction out of the box, fire it up, and puff. It tastes like a tire fire in a candy factory next door…
• Revenge is never what you think it's going to be. There's no pleasure and glory, and when it's done your grief remains. Once a man…
• If I learned anything Downtown, it's this: the only real difference between an enemy and a friend is the day of the week.
• Twenty percent? What am I, your waiter? I got you five vampires, not a BLT.
• I'd like to think they're staring at me because of my white-hot animal magnetism, but I'm not Elvis. I'm Lobster Boy, hear me roar.
• Did I hurt your feelings again? Sorry. When this is all over I'll send some flowers to your inner child.
• When you jump off a cliff, is it better to land on jagged rocks or burning lava? I know this one. The answer is obvious:…
• We must always look after our friends, even when they are foolish. Especially when they are foolish.
• Try not to sing too many sad songs for yourself. The universe already hates you. Self-pity isn't going to help.

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