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Porn Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- Saw some really bad porn said no guy ever.
- I tried starting a career in Porn but it didn't last. That shit is some stiff competition.
- I like my porn like I like my food; homemade and sometimes on the kitchen table.
- A good friend will return your pendrive. A great friend will return it full of porn !
- Is it considered cheating when married porn stars go to work?
- Don't just be the woman that he thinks of while he's watching porn, be the woman he MAKES porn with.
- Think how miserable your sex life has to be to find the time to leave a comment on a porn video.
- Laptop Speakers: Too quiet for music, too loud for porn.
- I'd be a great mattress salesman coz I love removing pants for no reason and spending all day looking at porn.
- A girl lets you watch porn. The woman helps you make up.
- My best friend told me about a great 80's porn site. I fucking hope he meant the 1980's.
- I'm shocked! The quality of porn videos these days is incredible. You can actually see the disappointment on their parents' face!
- Porn Rule: When a woman sees a man's penis, she immediately places her mouth on it. All men have dicks at least 9 inches long…
- Porn Rule: Women's panties become soaked with moisture at the slightest suggestion of sex.
- Porn Rule: All women love to swallow.
- Porn Rule: When a husband finds that his wife has been cheating on him, he is more turned on than angry.
- Porn Rule: When a woman finds that her husband wants to watch her fuck other men, she thinks it a swell idea.
- BEST INVENTION EVER: the Fast Forward Button. Without it we would be stuck watching the first two minutes of porn.
- I like my women like I like watching my porn on the computer, fucking muted.
- My wife just asked me to do something she saw in a porn movie: order a pizza.
- I love when porn search engines make you spell words correctly. On the plus side, I'll always know bukake has two ks in it
- Porn should automatically turn on when they hear the words, I can't sleep.
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