Porn Quotes

140 quotes by 104 authors

Let me make sure I have this straight. The cavalry just now rode into town and it's a Czech Gypsy porn-star zombie killer. Have I… — Richard Kadrey
My life used to be boring. A damnation here, a curse there, with an occasional blight or two to break routine. Now I have Aisling...She's… — Katie MacAlister
class was like watered down porn today. Vee said — Becca Fitzpatrick
I feel like I am wlaking down into a porn movie" V mutteres as they took the steps with care. "Wouldn't that require more black… — J R Ward
She turned to him, her cheeks burning red. â€œWhat is this? Vampire porn?â€ â€œYep.â€ â€œOh, and this is a good one. Muffy the Vampire Layer. — Larissa Ione
Dresden. Am I interrupting something?" "Well, I was going to settle down with a porn video and a bottle of baby oil, but I really… — Jim Butcher
I could shave my head and wear a sackcloth and still get a whole lot of ghostly wrong numbers. Makes me wonder if thereâ€™s some… — Kelley Armstrong
Mummyâ€™s coming home late tonight. Itâ€™ll be just we guys, so we can get drunk and watch porn. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
You do that, and I take back every nasty thing I've ever said about you." He grinned, his mood changing from serious to wicked in… — Jeaniene Frost
Library-denigrators, pay heed: suggesting that the Internet is a viable substitute for libraries is like saying porn could replace your wife. — Joanne Harris
Iâ€™ve never seen a man go after a woman like that. Holy sh*t, itâ€™s like porn with the romance. — Katy Evans
I am disappointed that my parents didn't give birth to a porn star. — Rufus Wainwright
Posing nude is not making porn. — Blu Cantrell
Story in a game is like a story in a porn movie. It's expected to be there, but it's not that important. — John Carmack
Saw some really bad porn said no guy ever. — Nikhil Saluja
I tried starting a career in Porn but it didn't last. That shit is some stiff competition. — Nikhil Saluja
I like my porn like I like my food; homemade and sometimes on the kitchen table. — Nikhil Saluja
A good friend will return your pendrive. A great friend will return it full of porn ! — Nikhil Saluja
Is it considered cheating when married porn stars go to work? — Nikhil Saluja
Don't just be the woman that he thinks of while he's watching porn, be the woman he MAKES porn with. — Nikhil Saluja

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