"Dresden. Am I interrupting something?" "Well, I was……" — Jim Butcher
"Dresden. Am I interrupting something?" "Well, I was going to settle down with a porn video and a bottle of baby oil, but I really don't have enough for two."
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474 Quotes by Jim Butcher
Jim Butcher has 474 quotes on this site.
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No one is an unjust villain in his own mind. Even - perhaps even especially those who are the worst…
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Anger is just anger. It isn't good. It isn't bad. It just is. What you do with it is what…
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A bolt of warmth, fierce with joy and pride and gratitude, flashed through me like sudden lightning. I don't care…
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Evil isn’t the real threat to the world. Stupid is just as destructive as Evil, maybe more so, and it’s…
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If I was on the road to Hell, at least I was going in style.
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Most of the bad guys in the real world don't know that they are bad guys. You don't get a…
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I don't want to live in a world where the strong rule and the weak cower. I'd rather make a…
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Life can be confusing. Good God, and how. Sometimes it seems like the older I get, the more confused I…
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Death is only frightening from the near side.
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Passion has overthrown tyrants and freed prisoners and slaves. Passion has brought justice where there was savagery. Passion has created…
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Love is patient. Love is kind. Love always forgives, trusts, supports, and endures. Love never fails. When every star in…
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I put on the boots and kicked some monster ass.
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