Porn Quotes
140 quotes by 96 authors
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Django drag a coffin nail across your back. Now everybody want it gotta take it back. Brain trash porn flash what is why look into…
— Rob Zombie
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Seem to be getting dumber and dumber. I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank…
— Hank Moody
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100% guaranteed, no strings attached, porn-quality sex.
— RJ Berger
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The part that wasn't a jackpot was his baseball mound of red pubic hair that looked like it had literally been attached with a glue…
— Chelsea Handler
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And if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to leave me you'd have a tree... Full of Asian porn.
— Bo Burnham
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Porn Is Good
— Unknown Author
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Eli: I can't focus on my porn with all this real sex going on around me!
— No Strings Attached (Movie)
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Thats like starring in a summer blockbuster and going to hardcore porn.
— Randy Orton
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Y Did the man put his cash in the freezer? BECAUSE HE WANTED COLD HEARTED CASH!
— I Can`t Even Put A Finger On Uranus LOL TROLOL
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Pornography occurs in the mind. Once porn is downloaded into our mental hard drive through the portals of the senses, it works like a computer…
— Unknown Author
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Watching porn with the Girlfriend... Ok,so what if it's on the Animal Planet!!
— Mike Smith
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My girlfriend is a porn star. She is going to be so pissed off when she finds out.
— Unknown Author
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Porn should be far less censored and much more publicly accepted than it is, on the grounds that sex is the natural, essential and fundamental…
— Steve Fowler
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As bored and fed up as a grand national jockey reaching for top shelf porn
— Sparki Dee
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Welcome to our Generation, where PORN is watched more than parents watching their kids .
— Kiana JWilson
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Being here, man, it's like watching porn. There's nothing bad about it at all.
— Chad Ochocinco
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I want to do is a character-driven porn movie. It's all going to be about characters, and the porn's gonna grow all out of the…
— Matt Damon
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I am not really into porn. I have always wanted to go to a table read for a porn though. If I were to pick…
— Zach Galifianakis
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I dont watch porn with dialogue. Im far beyond that. I watch the down and dirty stuff.
— Seth Rogen
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Yeah, there have been porn stars in literally every single movie Ive ever been in, so it was not weird to work with them.
— Seth Rogen
Who Wrote These Porn Quotes
96 authors contributed a total of 140 Porn Quotes, led by these top contributors: