Porn Quotes

140 quotes by 96 authors

Django drag a coffin nail across your back. Now everybody want it gotta take it back. Brain trash porn flash what is why look into… — Rob Zombie
Seem to be getting dumber and dumber. I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank… — Hank Moody
100% guaranteed, no strings attached, porn-quality sex. — RJ Berger
The part that wasn't a jackpot was his baseball mound of red pubic hair that looked like it had literally been attached with a glue… — Chelsea Handler
And if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to leave me you'd have a tree... Full of Asian porn. — Bo Burnham
Porn Is Good — Unknown Author
Eli: I can't focus on my porn with all this real sex going on around me! — No Strings Attached (Movie)
Thats like starring in a summer blockbuster and going to hardcore porn. — Randy Orton
Y Did the man put his cash in the freezer? BECAUSE HE WANTED COLD HEARTED CASH! — I Can`t Even Put A Finger On Uranus LOL TROLOL
Pornography occurs in the mind. Once porn is downloaded into our mental hard drive through the portals of the senses, it works like a computer… — Unknown Author
Watching porn with the Girlfriend... Ok,so what if it's on the Animal Planet!! — Mike Smith
My girlfriend is a porn star. She is going to be so pissed off when she finds out. — Unknown Author
Porn should be far less censored and much more publicly accepted than it is, on the grounds that sex is the natural, essential and fundamental… — Steve Fowler
As bored and fed up as a grand national jockey reaching for top shelf porn — Sparki Dee
Welcome to our Generation, where PORN is watched more than parents watching their kids . — Kiana JWilson
Being here, man, it's like watching porn. There's nothing bad about it at all. — Chad Ochocinco
I want to do is a character-driven porn movie. It's all going to be about characters, and the porn's gonna grow all out of the… — Matt Damon
I am not really into porn. I have always wanted to go to a table read for a porn though. If I were to pick… — Zach Galifianakis
I dont watch porn with dialogue. Im far beyond that. I watch the down and dirty stuff. — Seth Rogen
Yeah, there have been porn stars in literally every single movie Ive ever been in, so it was not weird to work with them. — Seth Rogen

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