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Porn Quotes by Green Monk
- A baby just posted a picture of its mothers breast and labeled it as food porn.
- Men watching porn is like women watching the Food Network: they are both watching things they are never gonna do!
- The food channel is like porn for your stomach.
- There are two greatest days in a guys life.... The day he was BORN..... and the day he discovered PORN...
- Why do porn stars tweet pics of their kids? Factory workers don't tweet pics of their on-the-job accidents ..
- Women say porn sites portray an unrealistic image of their beauty therefore making them feel inadequate. And then they buy 12 inch dildos.
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