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Internet Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- I would go to bed, but then who would use the internet
- Sometimes Google should just come back with a message that says trust me, you don't want to know.
- I'd get a lot more sleep if I didn't insist on reading the entire internet every night.
- If you like internet jokes, you should see my online bank account.
- History is full of strong, imposing women. Well, my internet history is anyway.
- The secrets of a happy marriage...Tools, Internet options, Clear history, Delete files, Delete cookies.
- If the internet was a city, twitter would've been its fair.
- Its a little hard to choose one option, between sleeping and Internet..!
- My internet went down. By which I mean my neighbours changed their password.
- Stop pretending to be stupid on the internet. Just be yourself ... kinda stupid.
- If you ever want to test someone's patience, give them a laptop with a slow internet connection.
- On the Internet you can be whatever you want! I mean, besides successful.
- Money cant buy Happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.!!
- Trying to be productive today? Challenge accepted! - the internet
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