"The Internet is just a world passing around……" — Jon Stewart
"The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom."
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230 Quotes by Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart has 230 quotes on this site.
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Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays. So there is a plural, which in the English language, necessitates…
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I'm doing everything I can to sabotage my career. It's a little thing called "fear of success".
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The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is…
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Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let…
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Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it.
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Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell…
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Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys…
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I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried…
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The last thing we'll hear is some scientist saying 'It works!'
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Is listening to Pink Floyd in the dark a medical condition?
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I've always run by the hierarchy of 'If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If…
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A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days later. You believe in him…
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More Classroom Quotes
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one of 482 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Nothing can be done except little by little.
— Charles Baudelaire
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Common sense tells us that we should focus our resources to benefit children, teachers and taxpayers by keeping dollars in…
— Bob Beauprez
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The liberally educated person is one who is able to resist the easy and preferred answers, not because he is…
— Allan Bloom
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Be smarter than other people, just don't tell them so.
— H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
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The first responsibility of the Muslim is as teacher. That is his job, to teach. His first school, his first…
— H. Rap Brown
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The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
— Winston Churchill
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I like a man who grins when he fights.
— Winston Churchill
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The classroom should be an entrance into the world, not an escape from it.
— John Ciardi
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Doing easily what others find difficult is talent; doing what is impossible for talent is genius.
— Henri Frederic Amiel
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I believe that coaches and athletes should realize that the athletic department field, court or diamond can be made an…
— Unknown Author
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I, like almost all chemists I know, was also attracted by the smells and bangs that endowed chemistry with that…
— Unknown Author
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Prayer is not learned in a classroom but in the closet.
— Edward McKendree Bounds
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