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We got to his place and it looked a lot like his personality. Just a bunch of space filler, nothing to really wow you. It…

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First of all, who cares if people hate you? There's always a guarantee that certain people will dislike you. There's never any…
It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be. If…
I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that's what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have a 20-year-old…
Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous.
I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.
Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another…
My whole life is reading tabloid magazines. It’s really sad, because that’s what my show is all about — what is going…
Paris Hilton has launched a new champagne in a can called Rich Prosecco. For the ad campaign Paris posed wearing nothing but…
Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie’s baby shower, and they’re serving sushi. Awesome, Paris—sushi, the one thing pregnant…
Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a turkey with…
A Catholic priest who’s been sending threatening notes to Conan O’Brien was charged with stalking in the fourth degree. It just goes…
Angelina Jolie’s older brother James Haven, the one she made out with, has a license plate on his SUV that reads Shiloh.…

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I loved their home. Everything smelled older, worn but safe; the food aroma had baked itself into the furniture. — Susan Strasberg
If you log onto this (Cars.gov) at your home, everything in your home is now theirs. — Glenn Beck
Not only does charity begin at home. Everything begins at home, including spirituality. — Swami Satchidananda
My wife being a trainer helps, because when I'm at home, everything we keep at the house is pretty healthy. — James Denton
I just moved into a new house, so I love spending time at home. Everything for me is all about self-care because… — Lea Michele
We got to his place and it looked a lot like his personality. Just a bunch of space filler, nothing to really… — Chelsea Handler
I'm going to go home. Everything is going to be normal again. Boring again. Wonderful again. — Neil Gaiman
See, ma'am, frankly speaking this problem can't be solved by us police or military. The problem with these tribals is they don't… — Arundhati Roy
Music is always on. Not at work. But at home, everything always has to have a soundtrack. — Jose Andres Puerta
That is why it is so important (however painful it may be!) to destroy souvenirs, move, give lots of things away to… — Nate

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