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Guy Quotes by George Carlin
- I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
- I've never seen a homeless guy with a bottle of Gatorade.
- Just think, right now as you read this, some guy somewhere is gettin' ready to hang himself.
- Why do they bother with a suicide watch when someone is on death row? "Keep an eye on this guy. We're gonna kill him, and…
- There's some invisible guy, up in the sky, who can kill you, because he loves you.
- When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse.
- Things I wonder about the FBI's list of the "Ten Most Wanted" criminals: When they catch a guy and he comes off the list, does…
- Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test any drug they could come…
- Sometimes guys'll say to you, 'Have a good one'. I say, 'I already have a good one. Now I'm looking for a longer one'.
- And what can we do to silence these Christian athletes who thank Jesus whenever they win, never mention his name when they lose? Not a…
- If you take five white guys and put 'em with five black guys, and let 'em hang around together for about a month, and at…
- You take 5 white guys and you take 5 black guys and put em together for a week and what you won't have is 5…
- I love it in a movie when they throw a guy off a cliff. I love it even when it's not a movie. No, especially…
- I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary.
- Little-known fact: When the stock exchange closes, the guy who comes out on the balcony with that big hammer slams it on the head of…
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