"Sometimes guys'll say to you, 'Have a good……" — George Carlin

Sometimes guys'll say to you, 'Have a good one'. I say, 'I… - George Carlin

"Sometimes guys'll say to you, 'Have a good one'. I say, 'I already have a good one. Now I'm looking for a longer one'."

— George Carlin

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546 Quotes by George Carlin

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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is…
Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why…
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set…
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it…
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then…
The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

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Dedicate yourself to the good you deserve and desire for yourself. Give yourself peace of mind. You deserve to be… — Hannah Arendt
The sad truth is that most evil is done by people who never make up their minds to be good… — Hannah Arendt
Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. — Hannah Arendt
Economic growth may one day turn out to be a curse rather than a good, and under no conditions can… — Hannah Arendt
Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I… — Asia Argento
I do think the heart can balance out the mind, if your heart is in a good place it can… — Alexis Arguello
Aside from a handful of guys boxing is missing the good trainers, that's why our sport is so in the… — Alexis Arguello
I work with really hard-working people who are really good at what they do. — J. J. Abrams
From heresy, frenzy and jealousy, good Lord deliver me. — Ludovico Ariosto
Jealousy is both reasonable and belongs to reasonable men, while envy is base and belongs to the base, for the… — Aristotle
Good habits formed at youth make all the difference. — Aristotle
Therefore, the good of man must be the end of the science of politics. — Aristotle

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