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Got Quotes by Jon Stewart
- When my syndicated show got canceled, the next day I still knew how to write jokes. That was a huge revelation. Because at first you…
- Who cares how we avoided a war and got a dictator to give up his chemical weapons if we avoided a war and got a…
- Some would argue that the president himself benefited from a form of affirmative action because as a C student, he only got into Yale because…
- My buddy Tim Bass he's a-workin' pumpin gas, and he makes two fifty for an hour. He's got rhythm in his hands as he's tappin'…
- McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done.
- If you're going to give people 20 minutes of news satire, you've also got to give them Tiffani-Amber Thiessen or you're going to have rioting…
- Yes! Finally captured Martha Stewart. You know, with all the massive and almost completely unpunished fraud perpetrated on the American public by such companies as…
- And then you've got Lieberman, who is for the war. And thinks the tax cuts could really help. He's basically for people who want to…
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