"My buddy Tim Bass he's a-workin' pumpin gas,……" — Jon Stewart
"My buddy Tim Bass he's a-workin' pumpin gas, and he makes two fifty for an hour. He's got rhythm in his hands as he's tappin' on the cans, sings rock and roll in the shower."
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230 Quotes by Jon Stewart
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Heaven to me is percussion and bass, a screaming guitar and a burbling Hammond B-3 organ. It's a soup I…
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I wish I could play bass like Larry Graham or Bootsy Collins. My God, I'd give up just about everything…
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I just like to catch fish, I don't care if it weighs half a pound or 10 pounds. But I…
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Black Sabbath was written on bass: I just walked into the studio and went, bah, bah, bah, and everybody joined…
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I like to combine the dramatic emotional warmth of strings with the grooves and body business of drums and bass.
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Bass players are always the intellectual kind, but nobody knows it.
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Because nobody wanted to play bass, I was instantly in a band.
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In the early days all I hoped was to make a living out of what I did best. But, since…
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Actually, there was another band where we were three girls, around '84 when I met John Zorn, called Sunset Chorus.…
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Could have called back just to say som' I'm fall back in the bass drum
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Even if chords are simple, they should rub. They should have dissonances in them. I've always used a lot of…
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