« All Got Quotes · Demetri Martin's Page
Got Quotes by Demetri Martin
- I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.
- I set a personal record on Christmas. I got my shopping done three weeks ahead of time. I had all the presents back at my…
- I like video games, but they are very violent. I want to create a video game in which you have to help all the characters…
- It's very easy to go through your whole life and never really get anything done or have any real meaningful interactions or relationships. All of…
- But long story short, I didn't start doing stand-up because I wanted to have a TV show or be an actor or even wanted to…
- To some I am known as Chief. And these are usually people who work in Radio Shack or try to sell me shoes. To others…
- I got into stand-up because I love stand-up. Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punch line.
More Got Quotes
- I started out in life as a poet; I was only writing poetry all through my 20s. It wasn't until I was… — Paul Auster
- The ability of a television series to make adjustments is something you've got to take advantage of. — J. J. Abrams
- I really enjoy being single again. I spent a lot of time in a relationship and the nearer we came to the… — Dido Armstrong
- If we want to create a viable, peaceful world, we've got to integrate compassion into the gritty realities of 21st century life. — Karen Armstrong
- When I was a little kid - and even still - I loved magic tricks. When I saw how movies got made… — J. J. Abrams
- Zionism was originally a rebellion against religious Judaism and the PLO Charter was essentially secularist. But because the conflict was allowed to… — Karen Armstrong
- Winning is about heart, not just legs. It's got to be in the right place. — Lance Armstrong
- We all do 'do, re, mi,' but you have got to find the other notes yourself. — Louis Armstrong
- I think it's important as a filmmaker, as any person working in the arts, that you've got to try new stuff and… — Darren Aronofsky
- You've got to get to the stage in life where going for it is more important than winning or losing. — Arthur Ashe
- It takes more than capital to swing business. You've got to have the A. I. D. degree to get by - Advertising,… — Isaac Asimov
- Apart from the fact that your physical ability starts to decline, I also think someone in their fifties being childlike becomes a… — Rowan Atkinson