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I would rather sit next to a transgender person and discuss why every single one I've met smells like a bar in the daytime than…

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First of all, who cares if people hate you? There's always a guarantee that certain people will dislike you. There's never any…
It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be. If…
I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that's what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have a 20-year-old…
Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous.
I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.
Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another…
My whole life is reading tabloid magazines. It’s really sad, because that’s what my show is all about — what is going…
Paris Hilton has launched a new champagne in a can called Rich Prosecco. For the ad campaign Paris posed wearing nothing but…
Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie’s baby shower, and they’re serving sushi. Awesome, Paris—sushi, the one thing pregnant…
Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a turkey with…
A Catholic priest who’s been sending threatening notes to Conan O’Brien was charged with stalking in the fourth degree. It just goes…
Angelina Jolie’s older brother James Haven, the one she made out with, has a license plate on his SUV that reads Shiloh.…

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I'm not one of those people that goes into details of my personal life on national TV to get attention. Some things… — Mariah Carey
Telling lies and showing off to get attention are mistakes I made that I don't want my kids to make. — Jane Fonda
You can buy attention (advertising). You can beg for attention from the media (PR). You can bug people one at a time to get attention… — David Meerman Scott
Philosophers get attention only when they appear to be doing something sinister--corrupting the youth, undermining the foundations of civilization, sneering at all… — Richard Rorty
Whatever claim you use to get attention, the advertisement should tell a story reasonably complete — Claude C. Hopkins
It's hard to break through the clutter of fighters out there trying to get attention. — Larry Merchant
Some think the only way to get even, to get attention or advantage, or to win is to bash people. This kind… — Marvin J. Ashton
I get all dressed up with that Marianne Faithfull face, and the next thing I know, I'm blurting out things that I… — Marianne Faithfull
Now, I don't actually know the exact cut-off age where beautiful ceases and 'must have-once-been-beautiful' begins. It's true it's not forty-five. I… — Paulina Porizkova
Well not really to get attention, but to entertain, but you know to show some elements of rural life as well, it… — Bubba Sparxxx
The fact is that in this day and age I don't think any novelist can assume that a book will get attention. — Curtis Sittenfeld
I broke things to get attention. — Daniel Day-Lewis

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