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Funny Quotes by Gilbert Gottfried
- The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever.
- Any misfortune that happens to another person is funny. If it happens to someone else and not me, it's very funny.
- I always try to avoid anything that has to do with my life.
- I changed the face of comedy. I used to be funny.
- I'm known for my slightly inappropriate remarks.
- Unfortunately, I've never been mistaken as Johnny Depp.
- A lot of people who claim they're political comedians are just comedians who have opinions. But they stop being funny the minute they give their…
- People have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing.
More Funny Quotes
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- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin