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- I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, 'They'll be another one floating by any minute now.'
- If the police ever try to pick me up, Michael Jackson told me I can hide out at his house.
- The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever.
- I would show up at a party for Al Qaeda if you said there's going to be a dinner.
- I'd like to have a kid, but I'd probably get a Frank Sinatra Jr. instead of a Gilbert Gottfried Jr. I'd totally screw up like…
- I'm one of those people that picks up the remote control and just keep hitting constantly, even if I like the show I'm watching.
- I've never been one of those who wanted to fill my calendar up 90 percent of the time.
- A landlord is showing a couple around an apartment. The husband looks up and says, 'Wait a minute. This apartment doesn't have a ceiling.' The…
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