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One Quotes by Gilbert Gottfried
- I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, 'They'll be another one floating by any minute now.'
- I predict one of these two teams will win the Super Bowl.
- I'm one of those people that picks up the remote control and just keep hitting constantly, even if I like the show I'm watching.
- I've never been one of those who wanted to fill my calendar up 90 percent of the time.
- When you watch Robin Williams, you can see a lot of Jonathan Winters. Robin is the first one to admit that; he worshiped Jonathan Winters.
- I guess if they ever do a remake of 'Sophie's Choice,' I could play the Meryl Streep part. I've got to work on my Polish…
- I'm one of those people, in any country I'm in, if somebody could just put me in a car or a bus, I'll look out…
- One thing I can take credit for, along with the rest of show business, is when the red ribbons were out, we cured AIDS. Any…
- People have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing.
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