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• What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do?… — Dave Attell
• I'm a mad Gummi fan. I always have Gummis in my trailer. But you can't eat too many because then… — Jensen Ackles
• I don't have any particular thing I do ritualistically. I do the same thing every day. I get up. Drink… — Erykah Badu
• The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. — Lucille Ball
• I love food and feel that it is something that should be enjoyed. I eat whatever I want. I just… — Tyra Banks
• In the hospital, I promised myself that I ever walked again, that I would eat well and swim every day. — Travis Barker
• I eat cheese and salami and a lot of fried chicken. I eat a big bag of oatmeal-raisin cookies every… — Ellen Barkin
• Since I had my gastric bypass surgery in 1998, I eat like a bird. Unfortunately, that bird is a California… — Roseanne Barr
• I'm a farmer now, and it's fantastic. My goal is to be totally self-sufficient and grow everything that I eat.… — Roseanne Barr
• I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable. — Todd Barry
• I've been a vegetarian for years and years. I'm not judgemental about others who aren't, I just feel I cannot… — Drew Barrymore
• I don't drink milk, and I don't eat bread, pasta or rice. But I eat a lot of meat, chicken,… — Mikhail Baryshnikov

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