"Well, I play Jews and parrots. Parrots are……" — Gilbert Gottfried

"Well, I play Jews and parrots. Parrots are how I've branched out."

— Gilbert Gottfried

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55 Quotes by Gilbert Gottfried

Gilbert Gottfried has 55 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

I've done a lot of Fox shows since then - Married with Children, Living Single and a whole bunch of…
You know what my theory is? Accept me or go to hell.
I sincerely apologize to anyone who was offended by my attempt at humor regarding the tragedy in Japan. I meant…
Japan is really advanced. They don't go to the beach. The beach comes to them.
Every time something pops in my head, I think twice about it and I do it anyway.
I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, 'They'll be another one floating by any minute…
What do Japanese Jews love to eat? Hebrew National Tsunami.
If they'd wanted a nice parrot, they wouldn't have asked for me.
I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.
I predict one of these two teams will win the Super Bowl.
You never know what people will choose to be offended by.
If the police ever try to pick me up, Michael Jackson told me I can hide out at his house.

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More Branched Quotes

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Modern Hinduism, modern Jainism, and Buddhism branched off at the same time. For some period, each seemed to have wanted… — Swami Vivekananda
In the beginning there was a river. The river became a road and the road branched out to the whole… — Ben Okri
The blues is the foundation for a lot of things. Things have branched off. Its cool how music grows, but… — Gary Clark, Jr.
So the horns of the stag are sharp to offend his adversary, but are branched for the purpose of parrying… — Erasmus Darwin
I'm not a bit changed - not really. I'm only just pruned down and branched out. The real me -… — Lucy Maud Montgomery
In many places it is literally not safe physically for youngsters to go to school. And in many schools, and… — Boyd K. Packer
Blood circulated through her veins with the fluidity of a song that branched off into the most hidden areas of… — Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Part of my daily regime is my glucosamine and, of course, a multitude of multivitamins. Branched-chain amino acids, glutamine, of… — Dwayne Johnson
I was taking electives, and that branched into theater. Theater led to me taking a break during the summer between… — Wes Brown

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