"I can't even find someone for a platonic……" — Gilbert Gottfried

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• Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought… — James A. Baldwin
• No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. — Honore de Balzac
• Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. — Joey Adams
• Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is… — Scott Adams
• Good-looking individuals are treated better than homely ones in virtually every social situation, from dating to trial by jury. — Martha Beck
• I didn't have a financial need, and I wasn't very gifted at relationships. I probably was more like what we… — Candice Bergen
• Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. — Jim Bishop
• I'm quite sensitive to women. I saw how my sister got treated by boyfriends. I read this thing that said… — Orlando Bloom
• I am a hopeless romantic and I love to spoil my girlfriends. — Orlando Bloom
• I heard on public radio recently, there's a thing called Weed Dating. Singles get together in a garden and weed… — Roy Blount, Jr.
• Rumors about me? Calista Flockhart, Pam Anderson, and Matt Damon. That's who I'm dating. — Ben Affleck
• Right now I'm pretty single... My career is my boyfriend. — Christina Aguilera

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