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People Quotes by Gilbert Gottfried
- You never know what people will choose to be offended by.
- I think a lot of people have too much time on their hands.
- I'm one of those people that picks up the remote control and just keep hitting constantly, even if I like the show I'm watching.
- A landlord is showing a couple around an apartment. The husband looks up and says, 'Wait a minute. This apartment doesn't have a ceiling.' The…
- A lot of people who claim they're political comedians are just comedians who have opinions. But they stop being funny the minute they give their…
- I don't know if I change my act from century to century. Sometimes I'm onstage doing imitations and references to people who have been dead…
- I'm one of those people, in any country I'm in, if somebody could just put me in a car or a bus, I'll look out…
- One thing I can take credit for, along with the rest of show business, is when the red ribbons were out, we cured AIDS. Any…
- People have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing.
More People Quotes
- The sad truth is that most evil is done by people who never make up their minds to be good or evil. — Hannah Arendt
- Poets are the only people to whom love is not only a crucial, but an indispensable experience, which entitles them to mistake… — Hannah Arendt
- Culture relates to objects and is a phenomenon of the world; entertainment relates to people and is a phenomenon of life. — Hannah Arendt
- Aside from a handful of guys boxing is missing the good trainers, that's why our sport is so in the air now… — Alexis Arguello
- I work with really hard-working people who are really good at what they do. — J. J. Abrams
- As far as we are concerned, we are ready to leave today, tomorrow, at any time, to join the people of Haiti,… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- When you care about human beings, you do your best to not repress and to not let people to repress and to… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- As we all know, many people remain buried under tons of rubble and debris, waiting to be rescued. When we think of… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- I know how the American people care for that democratic principle. They want to see their vote respected. As we in Haiti… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Sometimes people who want to understand Haiti from a political perspective may be missing part of the picture. They also need to… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life. — Aristophanes
- Both oligarch and tyrant mistrust the people, and therefore deprive them of their arms. — Aristotle