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Just Quotes by Gilbert Gottfried
- I just don't accept midgets as human beings. There's only so much political correctness I can accept.
- I'm one of those people that picks up the remote control and just keep hitting constantly, even if I like the show I'm watching.
- A lot of people who claim they're political comedians are just comedians who have opinions. But they stop being funny the minute they give their…
- I'm one of those people, in any country I'm in, if somebody could just put me in a car or a bus, I'll look out…
- With the Internet, if you erase something it just means you have to spend another half-minute to find it.
- If someone else is paying for it, food just tastes a lot better.
- People have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing.
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