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He was all emotion all the time, constantly talking about his feelings and his profound love for her. He was minutes from getting his first…

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First of all, who cares if people hate you? There's always a guarantee that certain people will dislike you. There's never any…
It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be. If…
I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that's what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have a 20-year-old…
Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous.
I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.
Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another…
My whole life is reading tabloid magazines. It’s really sad, because that’s what my show is all about — what is going…
Paris Hilton has launched a new champagne in a can called Rich Prosecco. For the ad campaign Paris posed wearing nothing but…
Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie’s baby shower, and they’re serving sushi. Awesome, Paris—sushi, the one thing pregnant…
Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a turkey with…
A Catholic priest who’s been sending threatening notes to Conan O’Brien was charged with stalking in the fourth degree. It just goes…
Angelina Jolie’s older brother James Haven, the one she made out with, has a license plate on his SUV that reads Shiloh.…

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It's a good start. Seems like all the lines have chemistry right now. It's tough to tell after one game, but with… — Unknown Author
Everything went well, we had a good first period. We wanted to win, and we did. We have a big game in… — Unknown Author
The frontier has gone, and with its going has closed the first period of American history. — Frederick Jackson Turner
Now let me make it clear that I believe there can only be one defense policy for the United States and that… — John F. Kennedy
Obviously, we were fortunate to win the hockey game, and we'll take it, because there have been some games that we haven't… — Randy Carlyle
I discovered early in life that if you take gym first period, you can go into the wrestling room and sit in… — Paul Desmond
Guys would take runs at me even if I didn't have the puck. [On one occasion] my coach told me that the… — Cammi Granato
Why must the woman apologize for not having a baby just because she happened to get pregnant? It's as if we think… — Katha Pollitt
But, Eminem... No, I've loved rap for a long time, especially when it got out of its first period and became this… — Alan Vega
During the first period of our lives the greatest danger is not to take the risk. When once the risk has been… — Soren Kierkegaard
In the first period religious life appears as a form of discipline which the individual or a whole people must accept as… — Muhammad Iqbal
During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. — Soren Kierkegaard

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