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Drunk Quotes by Chelsea Handler
- The important thing is to be drunk.
- Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive. I…
- Ivory's the kind of girl who gets drunk and immediately starts slurring. I have a lot of friends like that, and I think it's because…
More Drunk Quotes
- Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night. — Isaac Asimov
- One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. — Nancy Astor
- The roots and herbes beaten and put into new ale or beer and daily drunk, cleareth, strengtheneth and quickeneth the sight of… — Nicholas Culpeper
- They who have drunk beer, fall on their back, but there is a peculiarity in the effects of the drink made from… — Aristotle
- At other times it feels like being mildly drunk, or concussed. There is a sort of invisible blanket between the world and… — C.S. Lewis
- Acheron kissed her lightly on the cheek. "Rest. We'll be back when he needs you." He watched her climb into bed before… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
- It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping!… — Charles Baudelaire
- I don't drink. I choose to be sober now. I have drunk over the last six years, but I just don't want… — Chester Bennington