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Dollars Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.
- If I had a dollar for every time I said that, I'd be making money in a very weird way.
- I saw some two-dollar bills today - They were for sale for eight dollars. Something went severely wrong there. What happened? It spun out of…
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- Number one, it is important that we fix the legal immigration system, because right now we've got a backlog that means years… — Barack Obama
- America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two… — John Barrymore
- In Rwanda that genocide happened because the international community and the Security Council refused to give, again, another 5000 troops which would… — Lakhdar Brahimi
- Out of war nations acquire additional territory, if they are victorious. They just take it. This newly acquired territory promptly is exploited… — Smedley Butler
- In the zero-sum budget game, every dollar spent on this problem [illegal immigration] must be taken from somewhere else....No, we should not… — Leon Panetta
- Every man should make up his mind that if he expects to succeed, he must give an honest return for the other… — E. H. Harriman
- The inspirational value of the space program is probably of far greater importance to education than any input of dollars... A whole… — Arthur C. Clarke
- Is this money well spent? This is taxpayer money, it is going to be adding to the deficit short term and if… — Barack Obama