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Dollars Quotes by Zach Braff
- First I took a crap on the hooker's chest, then I told her I'd pay her a thousand dollars to eat it. She was addicted…
- Well, I've thought about donating, but they get so many damn donations already. I read about one foundation that raised over 100 million dollars. Well…
- I love signing autographs! Sometimes, when people ask me for one, I keep the photo for myself and frame it. It's a Win-Win situation really;…
- Compared to my talents, Whoopi Goldberg is like one of those fake plastic Buddhas you get at dollar stores. I mean really, I fail to…
- I think they're bogus, honestly. How utter garbage like Crash and Million Dollar Baby can win best picture, where true works of art such as…
- The greatest charity you can contribute to is yourself. Instead of spending a dollar to help feed hungry children, why not spend that dollar on…
- If I had a billion dollars I would...oh wait...already do.
- One of the things I like about being a celebrity is that you can get away with murder. Not just metaphorically, literally. Remember that annoying…
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- I have a fantastic studio in my home, and it's my biggest toy. I have about a half a million dollars worth… — Antonio Banderas
- I've made millions of dollars with the body I have, so where's the pain in that? — Tyra Banks
- America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two… — John Barrymore
- In opera tradition, when opera die-hard fans, there is a replacement of singer or singer wasn't at his or hers vocal best,… — Mikhail Baryshnikov
- You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally handicapped guy… — Scott Adams
- Common sense tells us that we should focus our resources to benefit children, teachers and taxpayers by keeping dollars in the classroom. — Bob Beauprez
- After several trillion dollars of stimulation by the Obama Administration and the Fed, one might think the economy would be chugging along… — Bob Beauprez