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First of all, who cares if people hate you? There's always a guarantee that certain people will dislike you. There's never any guarantee that anyone…

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First of all, who cares if people hate you? There's always a guarantee that certain people will dislike you. There's never any…
It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be. If…
I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that's what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have a 20-year-old…
Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous.
I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.
Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another…
My whole life is reading tabloid magazines. It’s really sad, because that’s what my show is all about — what is going…
Paris Hilton has launched a new champagne in a can called Rich Prosecco. For the ad campaign Paris posed wearing nothing but…
Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie’s baby shower, and they’re serving sushi. Awesome, Paris—sushi, the one thing pregnant…
Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a turkey with…
A Catholic priest who’s been sending threatening notes to Conan O’Brien was charged with stalking in the fourth degree. It just goes…
Angelina Jolie’s older brother James Haven, the one she made out with, has a license plate on his SUV that reads Shiloh.…

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First of all, who cares if people hate you? There's always a guarantee that certain people will dislike you. There's never any… — Chelsea Handler
How you make it in this world, for the most part, depends more on what you do as opposed to whether people… — Walter E. Williams
There are those people who are in your corner no matter what, you can't do any wrong, even when you do wrong.… — Brett Favre
Life is very, very short, and you can choose to live it how you want. You can choose to dumb yourself down… — Gerard Way
There are people who dislike you because you do not dislike yourself. — Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
But what you realise after you've been in the business for a while is that people develop opinions about you that don't… — Adam Duritz
There's so many people that dislike you all the time, so when somebody loves anything that you do, you go 'Yes! Finally!'… — Jimmie Walker
At first, they'll only dislike what you say, but the more correct you start sounding the more they'll dislike you. — Criss Jami
I am not deceitful: if I were, I should say I loved you; but I declare I do not love you: I… — Charlotte Bronte
Please, Kate. Suspend your dislike of me for a few moments and listen to what I have to say. It makes sense."… — Ilona Andrews
It was behaviour that I thought not far from racism, sexism or any other kind of prejudice or snobbery. 'Because you are… — Stephen Fry
When you are behaving as if you loved someone, you will presently come to love him. If you injure someone you dislike,… — C.S. Lewis

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