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Circus Clowns Quotes by Jack Handey
- Happiness is not a circus clown rolling around in a big tractor tire so that his arms and legs form 'spokes.' Happiness is when he…
- If you're a circus clown, and you have a dog that you use in your act, I don't think it's a good idea to also…
- I remember how, in college, I got that part-time job as a circus clown, and how the children would laugh and laugh at me. I…
More Circus Clowns Quotes
- We've become so glorified in the movie-star system that it's become this artificial royalty. The truth is that we're circus clowns. — Nicolas Cage
- Happiness is not a circus clown rolling around in a big tractor tire so that his arms and legs form 'spokes.' Happiness… — Jack Handey
- If you're a circus clown, and you have a dog that you use in your act, I don't think it's a good… — Jack Handey
- I remember how, in college, I got that part-time job as a circus clown, and how the children would laugh and laugh… — Jack Handey
- My high school guidance counselor, Mrs. Inverholl, once had me take an aptitude test to figure out my future. The number one… — Jodi Picoult