"If you're a circus clown, and you have……" — Jack Handey

If you're a circus clown, and you have a dog that you… - Jack Handey
"If you're a circus clown, and you have a dog that you use in your act, I don't think it's a good idea to also dress the dog up like a clown, because people see that and they think, "Forgive me, but that's just too much.""

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