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• The worst mistake a boss can make is not to say 'well done'. — John Ashcroft
• A Boss in Heaven is the best excuse for a boss on earth, therefore If God did exist, he would… — Mikhail Bakunin
• The best plan now is to have as many bosses as possible. I call it boss diversity. If you work… — Scott Adams
• I had several different bosses during the early years of 'Dilbert.' They were all pretty sure I was mocking someone… — Scott Adams
• When you hire that first person, then you're a boss. You've got performance reviews. You've got complaints about not making… — Scott Adams
• The truth is that stress doesn't come from your boss, your kids, your spouse, traffic jams, health challenges, or other… — Andrew Bernstein
• In Downing Street they called me 'Boss'. Civil servants would always call me 'Prime Minister'. — Tony Blair
• In the past a leader was a boss. Today's leaders must be partners with their people... they no longer can… — Ken Blanchard
• Teacher unions are an interest group that acts in defense of their own interests, which means the union bosses' interests,… — Peter Brimelow
• I have learned that trying to guess what the boss or the client wants is the most debilitating of all… — Leo Burnett
• Being your own boss is much superior to working for the man. Including working for your father. — Nolan Bushnell
• I've never been difficult to anybody or with anybody on a picture. Especially when you're in that nice status of… — James Caan

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