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• Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I… — Asia Argento
• Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them; for these only gave them… — Aristotle
• Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. — Aristotle
• There's love, and certainly children you care about more than yourself. But nevertheless, we're alone in our heads. — Paul Auster
• Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, politicians. All three need supervision. — Dick Armey
• Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they… — Richard Armour
• If you have children, you don't want to have drugs and drinks in the house. It's just not good. — Billie Joe Armstrong
• To suggest that God specifically created a worm to torture small African children is blasphemy as far as I can… — David Attenborough
• Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. — Margaret Atwood
• I didn't go to school for a full year until I was 12. In the summer I was a wild… — Margaret Atwood
• The countenances of children, like those of animals, are masks, not faces, for they have not yet developed a significant… — Wystan Hugh Auden
• A true conservationist is a man who knows that the world is not given by his fathers, but borrowed from… — John James Audubon

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