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Cat Quotes by Chelsea Handler
- I don't appreciate people who celebrate their dog's birthdays with "dog parties," and then invite their friends who don't even have dogs. I understand why…
- There's a reason you never see anyone's house with a Beware of Cat sign. Because they're not even worth mentioning.
- The part that wasn't a jackpot was his baseball mound of red pubic hair that looked like it had literally been attached with a glue…
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- A man has to work so hard so that something of his personality stays alive. A tomcat has it so easy, he… — Albert Einstein
- Life is life - whether in a cat, or dog or man. There is no difference there between a cat or a… — Sri Aurobindo
- I try to very hard to avoid a situation where I would be eating cat or dog; I've managed to gracefully avoid… — Anthony Bourdain
- There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother… — Scott Adams
- I have my favorite cat, who is my paperweight, on my desk while I am writing. — Ray Bradbury
- Our garden was debated territory between five local cats, and we'd heard that the best way to keep other cats out of… — Terry Pratchett
- (The tree bend over. Suddenly, a hiss and a meow sounded an instant before two cats darted off across the backyard.) Look,… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
- I love Wagner, but the music I prefer is that of a cat hung up by its tail outside a window and… — Charles Baudelaire