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Cat Quotes by Terry Pratchett
- Our garden was debated territory between five local cats, and we'd heard that the best way to keep other cats out of the garden was…
- Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. But they don't, so that's all right.
- It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with. Much family effort…
- Next comes the realist phase ("After all, from a purely geometrical point of view a cat is only a tube with a door at the…
- Everyone's heard of Erwin Schrodinger's famous thought experiment. You put a cat in a box with a bottle of poison, which many people would suggest…
- Consider the situation. There you are, forehead like a set of balconies, worrying about the long-term effects of all this new 'fire' stuff on the…
- She was not, herself, hugely in favour of motherhood in general. Obviously it was necessary, but it wasn't exactly difficult. Even cats managed it. But…
- Somewhere around the place I've got an unfinished short story about Schrodinger's Dog; it was mostly moaning about all the attention the cat was getting.
- In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
- If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.
- I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?" Death thought about it. CATS, he said eventually. CATS…
- And then there were cats, thought Dog. He'd surprised the huge ginger cat from next door and had attempted to reduce it to cowering jelly…
- Picture a tall, dark figure, surrounded by cornfields... NO, YOU CAN'T RIDE A CAT. WHO EVER HEARD OF THE DEATH OF RATS RIDING A CAT?…
- You were the kind of kid who couldn't see the difference between throwing rocks at a cat and setting it on fire.
- I hate cats." Death's face became a little stiffer, if that were possible. The blue glow in his eye sockets flickered red for an instant.…
- Cats will amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw.
- Rincewind gave his fingers a long shocked stare, as one might regard a gun that has been hanging on the wall for decades and has…
- Dogs are not like cats, who amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw.…
- His movements could be called cat-like, except that he did not stop to spray urine up against things.
- Man just went past with a cat on his head,
- Cats gravitate to kitchens like rocks gravitate to gravity.
- Witches were a bit like cats. They didn’t much like one another’s company, but they did like to know where all the other witches were,…
- The Assassin moved quietly from roof to roof until he was well away from the excitement around the Watch House. His movements could be called…
- Maurice watched them argue again. Humans, eh? Think they're lords of creation. Not like us cats. We know we are. Ever see a cat feed…
More Cat Quotes
- Life is life - whether in a cat, or dog or man. There is no difference there between a cat or a… — Sri Aurobindo
- Where do we say that a cell became a blade of grass, which became a starfish, which became a cat, which became… — Michele Bachmann
- Cats are very independent animals. They're very sexy, if you want. Dogs are different. They're familiar. They're obedient. You call a cat,… — Antonio Banderas
- If you call a cat, he may not come. Which doesn't happen with dogs. They're different types of animals. Cats are very… — Antonio Banderas
- I love Wagner, but the music I prefer is that of a cat hung up by its tail outside a window and… — Charles Baudelaire
- There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother… — Scott Adams
- I have always been an animal lover. I had a hard time disassociating the animals I cuddled with - dogs and cats,… — Kristen Bell
- I have my favorite cat, who is my paperweight, on my desk while I am writing. — Ray Bradbury
- I never minded flying cheap. I always said to myself, 'Taking this flight saves enough money to rescue four dogs, or six… — Elayne Boosler
- My house is run, essentially, by an adopted, fully clawed cat with a mean nature. — Anthony Bourdain
- I try to very hard to avoid a situation where I would be eating cat or dog; I've managed to gracefully avoid… — Anthony Bourdain
- I'm not Ted Nugent. My house is run, essentially, by an adopted, fully clawed cat with a mean nature. I would never… — Anthony Bourdain