"If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what……" — Terry Pratchett
"If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember."
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1,149 Quotes by Terry Pratchett
Terry Pratchett has 1,149 quotes on this site.
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Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. But they don't,…
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It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they…
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Everyone's heard of Erwin Schrodinger's famous thought experiment. You put a cat in a box with a bottle of poison,…
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Consider the situation. There you are, forehead like a set of balconies, worrying about the long-term effects of all this…
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At least I know I'm bewildered about the really fundamental and important facts of the universe.
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Most species do their own evolving, making it up as they go along, which is the way Nature intended.
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A Thaum is the basic unit of magical strength. It has been universally established as the amount of magic needed…
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Things have no power that humans don't put there.
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I had to fight all my life to survive. They were all against me... but I beat the bastards and…
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They've got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.
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I have the utmost confidence that through your efforts we will eventually beat the hell out of those bastards -…
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Shoot straight, you bastards! Don't make a mess of it!
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We will slaughter them; Bush Junior, and his international gang of bastards!
— Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
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One line on the arm, one line on the heart. The bastards who stood by my side with two lines.…
— Unknown Author
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Being nice to governments doesn't work, they are such lying bastards.
— Joy Baluch
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When we've finally gotten serious about global warming, when the impacts are really hitting us and we're in a full…
— David Roberts
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In order to get inside their skin, I have to identify with them. That includes even the ones who are…
— George R. R. Martin
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Without country you have neither name, token, voice, nor rights, no admission as brothers into the fellowship of the Peoples.…
— Giuseppe Mazzini
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Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean the bastards aren't out to get you. ... Painters of paintings, writers of books,…
— Lorenz Hart
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I don't mind playing absolute bastards... I just don't want to play the grouch.
— Hume Cronyn
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