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Bitchy Quotes by Steven Wright
- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
- If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
More Bitchy Quotes
- Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it. — Chuck Palahniuk
- When people walk away from you, let them go. Your destiny is never tied to anyone who leaves you, and it doesn't… — T.D. Jakes
- Lies circle the earth while Truth is still trying to put on its shoes. — Napoleon Bonaparte
- I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. — Thomas A. Edison
- Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much. — Oscar Wilde
- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? — Steven Wright
- No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong. — Francois de La Rochefoucauld
- My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right. — Ashleigh Brilliant
- No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50.… — Hunter S. Thompson
- If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty. — Marilyn Monroe
- If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. — Steven Wright
- Things on the essential list: vodka, Nine Inch Nails, a steady supply of mortal men, and an all-purpose bitchy attitude. — Richelle Mead