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- At age 22 I set what I insist is an all-time record for distance hitchhiking in Bermuda shorts: 3,700 miles in three… — Hunter S. Thompson
- The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the next six thousand… — Dave Barry
- You can go to heaven if you want. I'd rather stay in Bermuda. — Mark Twain
- Something dramatic happens to girls in early adolescence. Just as planes and ships disappear mysteriously into the Bermuda Triangle, so do the… — Mary Pipher
- Over the years, dozens of American companies have filed papers to trade in their U.S. corporate citizenship for citizenship in tax haven… — Richard Neal
- I convinced him his luggage had gone to that big Bermuda Triangle in the sky. — Erma Bombeck
- I want to fly a jet. I'd love to just be in the air and go mach 3 or mach 4. Or,… — Kellan Lutz
- On April 19 1943, the Bermuda conference gathered, with the participation of representatives from Britain and the United States, in order to… — Ariel Sharon
- The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. — Steven Wright
- He'd changed since the last summer. Instead of Bermuda shorts and a T-shirt, he wore a button-down shirt, khaki pants, and leather… — Rick Riordan
- Funny, reely," he said. "You spend your whole life goin' to school and learnin' stuff, and they never tell you about stuff… — Terry Pratchett
- The door opened, and we were met by a fifty-something man with a grizzled blond beard. He was wearing Bermuda shorts and… — Richelle Mead