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Good Luck Chuck, a comedy starring Dane Cook and Jessica Alba, opened today, and critics are saying it has all the belly laughs you’ve come…

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First of all, who cares if people hate you? There's always a guarantee that certain people will dislike you. There's never any…
It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be. If…
I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that's what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have a 20-year-old…
Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous.
I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.
Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another…
My whole life is reading tabloid magazines. It’s really sad, because that’s what my show is all about — what is going…
Paris Hilton has launched a new champagne in a can called Rich Prosecco. For the ad campaign Paris posed wearing nothing but…
Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie’s baby shower, and they’re serving sushi. Awesome, Paris—sushi, the one thing pregnant…
Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a turkey with…
A Catholic priest who’s been sending threatening notes to Conan O’Brien was charged with stalking in the fourth degree. It just goes…
Angelina Jolie’s older brother James Haven, the one she made out with, has a license plate on his SUV that reads Shiloh.…

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Everybody knows from his own experience that after laughter, good laughter, a belly laugh, you almost feel that you have taken an… — Rajneesh
The fact is that comedy is actually too serious to be taken seriously. It may be that comedy touches such deep emotions… — Abe Burrows
Good Luck Chuck, a comedy starring Dane Cook and Jessica Alba, opened today, and critics are saying it has all the belly… — Chelsea Handler
I was learning that among friends, a smile can be better than a belly laugh. — Alan Bradley
Reclaiming the belly laugh can cure a world of woes. — Jamie Sams
A belly laugh increases the ability of your immune system to fight infections. — Elizabeth Taylor
The more repression there is, the more need there is for irreverence toward those who are responsible for that repression. But too… — Paul Krassner
The belly laugh is the best way to evacuate anguish. — Jean Vanier
For me, making the show work was getting belly laughs - like most variety artists. But the straight actor believes you fix… — Ron Moody
For me, a hearty "belly laugh" is one of the beautiful sounds in the world. — Bennett Cerf
There are lines that I know are going to get a belly laugh, but after a few shows I get sick of… — Sammy Davis, Jr.
One man's theology is another man's belly laugh. — Robert A. Heinlein

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