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Alcoholism Quotes by W.C. Fields
- You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
- I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
- The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.
- I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
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