Funny Quote by Casey Stengel Download Open image “All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.” — Casey Stengel ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Height
Okay everybody, line up in alphabetical order according to your height. — Casey Stengel Copy Share Image
Height should not matter, 'cause when you lay in bed with someone all body parts will align just perfectly :-) — Rey Mellomida Copy Share Image
I've always been the tallest guy in my age group, which always made me go right down in the post. — Jahlil Okafor Copy Share Image
Short is short and Tall is Tall You are what you are That is All! — Stephen Cosgrove Copy Share Image
We're in such a slump that even the ones that are drinkin' aren't hittin'. — Casey Stengel Copy Share Image
They say he's [Yogi Berra] funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays… — Casey Stengel Copy Share Image
Well, that's baseball. Rags to riches one day and riches to rags the next. But I've been in it 36 years and I'm used… — Casey Stengel Copy Share Image
No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball. — Casey Stengel Copy Share Image
They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games. — Casey Stengel Copy Share Image
If you walk backwards, you'll find out you can go forwards and people won't know if you're coming or going. — Casey Stengel Copy Share Image
The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their… — Casey Stengel Copy Share Image
The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it. — Casey Stengel Copy Share Image
Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em. — Casey Stengel Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
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