We're in such a slump that even the ones that are drinkin' aren't hittin'. — Casey Stengel Copy Share Image
Once someone gave me a picture and I wrote 'Do good in school.' I looked up and the guy was 78 years… — Casey Stengel Copy Share Image
I got one that can throw but can't catch, and one that can catch but can't throw, and one who can hit… — Casey Stengel Copy Share Image
Johnny Sain don't say much, but that don't matter much, because when you're out there on the mound, you got nobody to… — Casey Stengel Copy Share Image
We was going to get you a birthday cake, but we figured you'd drop it. — Casey Stengel Copy Share Image
Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. — Casey Stengel Copy Share Image
Bobby Brown reminds me of a fellow who's been hitting for 12 years and fielding one. — Casey Stengel Copy Share Image
Jerry Lumpe looks like the best hitter in the world until you put him in the lineup. — Casey Stengel Copy Share Image
We're in such a slump that even the ones that are drinkin' aren't hittin'. — Casey Stengel Copy Share Image
They say he's [Yogi Berra] funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays… — Casey Stengel Copy Share Image
Well, that's baseball. Rags to riches one day and riches to rags the next. But I've been in it 36 years and I'm used… — Casey Stengel Copy Share Image
No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball. — Casey Stengel Copy Share Image
They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games. — Casey Stengel Copy Share Image
If you walk backwards, you'll find out you can go forwards and people won't know if you're coming or going. — Casey Stengel Copy Share Image
The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their… — Casey Stengel Copy Share Image
The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it. — Casey Stengel Copy Share Image
Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em. — Casey Stengel Copy Share Image